-Don't trust the creepy uncle (Lion King)
-Anything a guy can do, a girl can do better (Mulan)
-Stepmothers are evil (Snow White, Cinderella)
-Everything's better under the sea (Little Mermaid)
-Don't make deals to gain lungs and legs to replace your gills and tail at the bottom of the ocean (Little Mermaid)
-The ugly guy with the good heart does not, in fact, get the girl (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
-If a guy wakes you up, you are legally obligated to marry him (Sleeping Beauty)
-Always invite the evil fairy to the party, unless you want her to curse your kid (Sleeping Beauty)
-Hippos are better dancers than me (Fantasia)
-Nature is out to get you. RUN! (Snow White, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas)
-If a bottle says "Drink Me," drink it. It's totally not poison (Alice in Wonderland)
-Food labled "Eat Me" isn't poison either (Alice in Wonderland)
-Your toys are sentiant. Treat them nicely, least they grow angry and kill you in your sleep (Toy Story)
-Capes are a hazard (The Incredibles)
-Don't drink, smoke, or play billiards, least you turn into a donkey and be sent to work in the salt mines for the rest of your life (Pinocchio)
-Also, any place called "Pleasure Island" is evil, and whales totally eat people (Pinocchio)
-Sure, we can get along, but we can't live together (Fox and the Hound, Pocahontas)
-Champange doesn't get you drunk, it sends you on acid trips (Dumbo)
-Church=Evil (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
-There's no problem that can't be solved with cross-dressing (Mulan)
-If you run away from home, all your troubles go away (Peter Pan)
-Yes, there are monsters in your closet (Monster's Inc)
-Always let strange old ladies into your home, or else she'll turn you into a horrible beast (Beauty and the Beast)
-You're special and unique, just like everyone else (The Incredibles)
Did I miss any?
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Lessons Disney Taught Me (That It Didn't Mean To)
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"You see, I think there comes a time when a man has to ask himself whether he wants a life of happiness or a life of meaning."
It is Pat by the way.
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"You see, I think there comes a time when a man has to ask himself whether he wants a life of happiness or a life of meaning."
Haven't seen you in a while.
We should all get together one day you're free.
Give me a call.
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"You see, I think there comes a time when a man has to ask himself whether he wants a life of happiness or a life of meaning."
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Make Tea Not War. Milk, no sugar.
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